ch4in:

redskiesandbutterflies:

6000 year old kiss. Hasanlu, Iran.

this is my favorite

omg i can’t this is so beautiful.

(Source: doedoedoee)

l0nely-daze:

made a shitty edit with a picture I took on the bus last night

(Source: doesnteverybodywanttofallinlove)

anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

1. text them and start playing one of those 20q games
2. if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
3. if they ask “You like anyone?”
    reply Yeah, you.
4. If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

slow clappin’ it out.

(Source: wombatattack)

(via aneuromess)

Rape jokes are unacceptable and should not be tolerated under any circumstances.

(via yorubadiaspore)

Yup.

(Source: goforthandagitate)

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

strages-sexy-fit-healthy:

I think everyone needs this on their blog OMG!!!! Will you look at that??

I AM GOING TO CUDDLE A COW

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

sexette:

don’t be too clingy
don’t be such a ‘girl’
be a woman
but be hairless like a child

don’t wear skimpy outfits
don’t be such a ‘slut’
be modest
but take it off when i ask

don’t assert yourself
don’t be such a ‘bitch’
be nice to me
but don’t be a fucking doormat

don’t be ignorant
don’t be such a ‘bimbo’
be intelligent
but don’t argue your opinion with me

don’t wear make-up ever
don’t be so ‘insecure’
be yourself
but don’t complain if i don’t like it

this

(Source: tamamuratamao)

buttodenkirk:

have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating

deceptiboobies:

“no” i whisper as i hear footsteps approaching my room

littleblackangelwings:

oldsportyspice:

when you get a test and you actually understand all the questions

Omg I accidentally said that aloud during a test once and someone behind me said “That’s wonderful, Chekov. Now if you please, return to your post and continue,” in a Spock voice.

chickensandwich:

i don’t ONLY care about myself. i care about like 5 other people. and animals. 

_{The act of leaving a book unread after buying it, typically piling it up together with other such unread books.}

(Source: japanlove)

blood-thistle:

missjia:

The smile you have in your mugshot when you take a bat and beat the ever loving shit out of your two son’s molester.

Smile on, girl. Smile on.

Read the story HERE.

fuck yes

thisdaysux:

You actually don’t even have to introduce yourself if you don’t want to, i don’t need an a/s/l, we don’t have to do the “hey whats up” “not much you?” thing, you can just say “so at school yesterday this idiot said…” in my ask box and I will gladly converse with you. Like seriously I will just talk to you like we’re best friends.

(Source: increasedappetite)